Call 1-800-Dial-A-Hoe, we ship overnight and international. #TagYourSponsor #SpontaneousTripYeahRight #HerChaperoneTookThePhoto #ActLikeYouBeenHereBefore #FirstTimeCallersGetFreeOvernight

This girl is showing off her new mobile office for the weekend. #TagYourSponsor #ThisPorscheIsRockingDontComeKnocking #BitchesInTheBack #SponsorsLoveRoadHead

This tranny for hire loves posting photos of cars she isn’t driving. I wonder if she blew the valet for this photo. #TagYourSponsor #YouAintFoolingAnyoneGary #SheUsesMagnumCondoms #HideTheSausage

Desperate cry for help. Can someone please “book” this girl. #TagYourSponsor #AloneAndBrokeInMiami #ThisIsHowYouAdvertise #SponsorsCallMeNow

This bad little Russian girl is getting some serious “playing time”. I still can’t figure out why either, she isn’t that hot. #TagYourSponsor #BangingCzarsForRubles #ShePlaysTetrisWithCocks #IBetSheTasteLikeStoli

This reminds of me MTV Cribs when the rapper shows you his garage of luxury cars. #TagYourSponsor #BackSeatOfACammel #MagicCarpetRidesForYou #RubHisLampForWishes

When you get paid for sex you always get to bring a buddy! #TagYourSponsor #YourFriendIsTheLuckyOne #HowLongBeforeSheIsHoeing #WhyDoSlutsAlwaysHaveALapDog

Why not take a photo of you driving our of outside the car? #TagYourSponsor #FakeItTillYouMakeIt #IAmOnMySponsorsInsurance #HisLoanerCar

No photos of dinner or what she was petting later. #TagYourSponsor #RomanticGetAwayForOne #NoPhotosOfMohammed #BeCarefulThatIsHowCrocHunterDied