I’m guessing all her sponsors must be atheist. Can you imagine being Christian/Catholic and nutting on the cross? Dumb move on @mariaglobaton’s part, her booking inquiries must’ve decreased by 32% for that Tattoo. Don’t think #LarryTheCEO would feel comfortable giving her the #GoldenShower while his piss drips down her cleavage. On a side note, I wonder what she claims to do for a living? Let’s ask her. #TagYourSponsor